Dear Lady in Wal-Mart that little d pointed to and said "Look at her, Mommy! She's Uuuuugly!", I'm so very sorry! You see, we were just talking about how "having ugly ways makes you ugly". Little d was talking about the "mirwor mirwor on da wall" guy from Snow White and how ugly he was when you walked around the corner with your extremely thick black eyeliner. I really wish I would've stuck around and explained why she would think to do and say such an eye popping thing. But honestly, I don't think I have ever been more embarrassed in my life. That's why I apologized as quickly as possible and high tailed it out of that store as fast as I could without looking like I stole something. I hope you understand how truly sorry I am...and you're NOT ugly!...you just wear your make-up a little different than little d is used to. So I'll tell you one more time X's a million. I'm sorry. We're sorry.